total fucking loser

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

(Source: grantofalltrades)

guestuser341:

guestuser341:

fight the system

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon hanging out with the icons of each one of your sideblogs (if you have them) and being best friends.

ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE

beggars-opera:

If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:

There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.

Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

angstysnow:

themysteryofthedruids:

everyone

thank god

(Source: officialmondozappa)

(Source: squidwurd)

two of them

gotoh:

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two of them

ienjoyfollowingyou:

games that let u edit ur character even after the character creation screen
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thekatitube:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this amazing April Fools

WATCH THE VIDEO IT’S 30 TIMES FUNNIER THAN THE GIFSET OMG

tags: #IT'S BACK #FAVE

chocolatequeennk:

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

 A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

"I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books" the stunning conclusion

nezushions:

job interviewer: so where do you see yourself in three years
me: midnight premier of pacific rim 2

(Source: koujack-o-lantern)

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.